Coming home to Istanbul

Bucharest, Romania, June July, 2015, 66

Old and new,
Old and new,

July 2, 2015 Bucharest
I am checking out of my hostel today. First, another lonely (Spellcheck just changed that to “looney”) breakfast prepared by unseen hands. It’s kind of creepy. And it seems that they are losing out of money by not interacting with the guests. They clearly have tour services posted (though the placement of the information is poor) and I’d have gladly arranged something with them if I’d been informed. I needed to check out by 9:30a, so I ate my breakfast and moved out.

Men playing chess in the park, Bucharest, Romania. There were many more playing backgammon.
Men playing chess in the park, Bucharest, Romania. There were many more playing backgammon.

I’m currently in the park across from the train station as I’m typing this. Most of yesterday’s missive was pounded out at a street-side bar while drinking a beer. There are lots of bars, but most in this neighborhood are so seedy I’d have been afraid to have stepped inside. The only females were women-of-the-night, plying their trade. At least I hope they were professional women, since no one should dress like that unless they are advertising. Still, I’m surprised at the short skirts, and not just on the young girls. Have the styles changed again? I’m so out of touch with fashion. Or maybe I’m just used to Istanbul’s “cover everything” mode of dress.

The park is frequented by retired folks, visiting or reading on benches. You can see it was once a lovely park, but the bushes and trees have not been trimmed in a few years. The weedy grass hasn’t been mowed yet this year. Still, the shade is nice and my park bench supports my weight, though it might collapse if three Americans tried to sit down simultaneously.

I’m surprised at all the plants I recognize. I’m halfway around the world and you’d think the flora would look unusual to me. I don’t mean the ornamental butterfly bush and iris. I recognize the weeds: Lambs quarters, burdock and plantain. We brought it all with us to America.

My impression of Bucharest is that the city is improving. So far it is ready for tourists with money—those who can afford the best hotels and restaurants. The metro is fair, but doesn’t connect quite as well as it could. The streets are dirty. Most everything needs an upgrade and that’s in progress in several places. It’s coming along. But Bucharest has lost much of its Old World charm to war and dictators without quite setting foot into the modern era. Still, you can drink the water from the tap and that better than in Istanbul.

At the train station I buy water and snacks for the road. I purchase a bag of chips that are bacon flavored. They just barely taste of bacon, but there’s none in Istanbul (unless you count the pound and a half of bacon in the freezer).

Tiny church with no visible name, old quarter.
Tiny church with no visible name, old quarter.
This was the entrance to a small monastery.
This was the entrance to a small monastery.
Another dry fountain, but I'm sure they will be beautiful when restored.
Another dry fountain, but I’m sure they will be beautiful when restored.
Dry fountains, under repair.
Dry fountains, under repair.
The skirts were SHORT in Bucharest. Is this the current style? And most had the hose you see this young woman on the left wearing--mostly opaque, except for the transparent part at the top. He hookers wore them too. And several middle aged woman. With my thighs, this isn't a look I'm likely to copy. This isn't a great photo.
The skirts were SHORT in Bucharest. Is this the current style? And most had the hose you see this young woman on the left wearing–mostly opaque, except for the transparent part at the top. The hookers wore them too. And several middle aged woman. With my thighs, this isn’t a look I’m likely to copy. This isn’t a great photo.
The Bulgarian countryside.
The Bulgarian countryside.
Waiting for a bus in the middle of the night, which was late. Every bus and train was late on this trip.
Waiting for a bus in the middle of the night, which was late. Every bus and train was late on this trip.

(The trip home from Bucharest’s Gara de Nord to my apartment in Istanbul took from 12:50p to 9:00a. TWO two legs of the journey were by bus, decidedly faster than the trip out. Still, I was very tired and spent most of the day sleeping, waking only to eat and deal with laundry. Will investigate plane flights or buses for future trips. )

A day in Bucharest, Romania

My hostel, Vila 11, was located close to the train station. Not the best part of town, but it was convenient and cheap.
My hostel, Vila 11, was located close to the train station. Not the best part of town, but it was convenient and cheap.

July 1, 2015 Bucharest
I slept for almost 12 hours. Yesterday’s 23 and a half hours of constant travel was exhausting. My hostel room has a daybed, but it’s comfortable enough for a couple nights. The cost is only $24.50 (paid in Romanian leu, cash) a night for a private room and bath, so I can’t complain. It is–naturally–on the top floor with no elevator. Nature seems to be conspiring to force me to walk a dozen flights of stairs a day. (Who needs to train for a hike next year? I just live my normal life!) The room is on the third floor–and that a European third floor, not U.S. The ground floor in Europe (and much of Asia) is floor 0.

Breakfast, laid by unseen hands. Maybe the hostel was run by ghosts?
Breakfast, laid by unseen hands. Maybe the hostel was run by ghosts?

I found a breakfast set out promptly at 9a (included in the price), but no host/hostess. The pancakes were warm, thick and flavorless, but there was butter and some apricot jam to spoon over them. I made some of the worst instant coffee I’ve ever seen. How can instant coffee have grounds in the bottom of the cup? Seriously. There were more grounds than I’d expect to see in Turkish coffee. But sugar and milk helped. But of course it WAS Turkish coffee—finely ground to resemble dust. You pour over hot water and left the grounds settle, forming a sludge at the bottom of the cup. There were also fresh peaches and some salty goat cheese. I was satisfied.

I get the impression that guests are ignored here at Vila 11. The website talks about how this “friendly Canadian family” helps guests, but that’s not my experience. When I first arrived it was clear that the young woman who answered the door felt quite inconvenienced by my stay. Last night, when I went up to my room, I said hello to one of the sons, but he just glanced over his shoulder, silently. This morning I saw no one at all. Last night, I had to give the internet passcode to one guest who couldn’t find the staff. Later, I gave the door code to another. I certainly hope the guests aren’t bothering the owners by staying here! LOL

A street like any other in any big city. Same advertizing, too.
A street like any other in any big city. Same advertizing, too.

I’m always interested by the folks who run hostels, particularly out of their homes. It takes a special person to invite unknown strangers on a budget to spend the night in a spare room. You usually end up with a fair share of young, hard partying men wearing backpacks, filthy shoes and a couple weeks from their last bath or laundry stop. Having stayed in many hiker hostels plus a few European “youth” hostels, I’ve had a chance to observe a few hostels up close. Almost all include a (slightly to extremely) run down shelter with odd collections of books, magazines, used furnishings and mismatched sheets. Things are piled in a mishmash and coated in a gentile layer of dust, as though they’ve been mislaid for a month or so.

Vila 11 is no exception. The horsehair couch is sagging with a perfect imprint of a derrière on the left side. Clearly an antique, it needs both refinishing and new upholstery. Books and knickknacks line any horizontal space that can pass as a shelf and most corners include a short stack of paperbacks. There’s no reception desk, just an old sewing machine table pulled up against the arm of the couch. The building is narrow and straight up, reminding me of the architecture in Vietnam—one room wide with a winding marble staircase up one side to the 2-4 floors above. The “front room” is really a wide hall, the sides of which are stacked with furniture. On the walls are various family photos and oils paintings. The photos are all prior to 1980, mostly shots of regrettable 60’s and 70’s clothing and hair styles. The paintings look like something you’d see at the last hour of a yard sale and buy for a dime, just to get the frame.

Didn't expect to see a street named after a Danish author.
Didn’t expect to see a street named after a Danish author.

You can pass right through the front room to a backyard. I can make out the bones of an old garden, now overgrown trees and bushes. A couple of parakeets sing from a cage hanging from one limb. I expect to see a sign “future home of a junk yard” in the middle of it all.

Perhaps the word “future” is generous.

The host family seems to live either in the basement or somewhere past the open back door. The first floor has a kitchen and dining area. Climb 3 floors to the hostel, a series of small rooms. Most have 2-4 beds crammed in. “Maria” is my private room and bath. The wooden floor complains as I enter. It sinks almost an inch when I stand from the bed. There’s no air conditioning and I can’t see how it’s heated in the winter. Outside my window I get a glimpse of how badly the slate roof and stucco walls need repair. The window stays open since that’s the only ventilation on this summer day. In the morning, I found a few mosquito bites. The pigeons coo constantly, but that’s almost soothing. I’m grateful for the single electric plug-in on the wall. The room looks clean but this is in contrast to the notes of urine wafting from the bathroom. I’m guessing long term leakage based on the spongy floor. Also, about once an hour the toilet spontaneously flushes. I have to keep the bathroom door shut to deal with the stench. My sheets look freshly laundered, which is good since the pillow and the mattress are not of this century.

Usually the owners of these places are gregarious. Not so here. I barely saw anyone else in 2 days.

The river had many fisherman, but no one seemed to catch anything. The water looked fairly clean. In fact, you could drink directly from the tap, something I never do in Istanbul.
The river had many fisherman, but no one seemed to catch anything. The water looked fairly clean. In fact, you could drink directly from the tap, something I never do in Istanbul.

I had bought and read a Lonely Planet guidebook about Bucharest before I came, but I can’t say as I had a plan to explore the city. I knew I wanted to see the Palace of Parliament building and had a couple museums earmarked, but little else. Unfortunately, Lonely Planet is not my favorite guidebook. Safe to say I am not their target audience. By their standards I am ancient. The books are light on history but informative about beaches, nightlife and where to buy cheap beer. It was the only guidebook I could find in Istanbul and the maps and basic transportation information were helpful.

The Palace of Communications, in the middle of more construction.
The Palace of Communications, in the middle of more construction.

First I went to the bank and was able to change Turkish lira for Romanian Leu (though I usually saw the word “lei” on signs. Hummm. Current exchange rate: 4 Romanian Leu to $1 USD). Then I checked on an overnight train to Budapest. Despite the schedule on the Internet, the woman at the ticket window assured me there isn’t one. (Actually, there is. I later talked to people who had done it in both directions. Seems the woman didn’t want to be bothered with me. Or perhaps there was no train on the particular day I was interested.) I’d been told that the English versions of the train website were not always up to date. After consulting a calendar, I realized that I was both short on funds AND time. Budapest will have to be a future trip. <sigh>

I figured out how to buy a metro card for the underground train and made it to the old town section. Unfortunately there are two metro stops there with the same name and I didn’t realize it. I had gotten off at stop #1 and my map was for stop #2. I wasted over an hour wandering around trying to figure out why I couldn’t understand the map. It was noon before I found the Palace of Parliament, but they stopped giving tours at 11a.

Palace of Parliament. According to my guidebook: "Impossible to miss....the world's second largest building (after the Pentagon near Washington DC) and Ceausecu's most infamous creation. Build in 1984 (and still unfinished), the building has 12 storys (sic) and 3100 rooms covering 330,000 sq meters - an estimated 3.3 billion Euro project."
Palace of Parliament. According to my guidebook: “Impossible to miss….the world’s second largest building (after the Pentagon near Washington DC) and Ceausecu’s most infamous creation. Build in 1984 (and still unfinished), the building has 12 storys (sic) and 3100 rooms covering 330,000 sq meters – an estimated 3.3 billion Euro project.”
Finally, some fountains that were working. This is the wide boulevard that leads to the humongous Palace of Parliament.
Finally, some fountains that were working. This is the wide boulevard that leads to the humongous Palace of Parliament.

I did, however find one of the double-decker tour buses and hoped on for a mere 25 leu. Pretty cheap! And it really was. Worst tour I’ve ever been on. The English audio guide barely gave any information and so many sites were under construction or refurbishing that it hardly mattered. The Arch de Triumph is covered over for at least 2 years. The Old Princely Court (now a museum) is closed for the foreseeable future (though you can still see the statue of Vlad the Impaler out front). Almost none of the various (mostly tiny) churches were even mentioned by the audio guide. Later, when I visited a few of them, it was extremely difficult to even find their names. Lovely parks, but the fountains were mostly dry (they did appear to be getting a thorough cleaning and refurbishing, though) and many trees and buses were being replanted. While it’s nice to know that work is being done, it isn’t much fun to arrive before it’s finished. According to my guidebook, it is just past high tourist season, so perhaps that explains some of it.

Timing is everything.

The Arc de Triumph is completely covered.
The Arc de Triumph is completely covered.
BucharestDailyPhoto http://www.bucharestdailyphoto.com/2010/04/the-statue-of-the-aviators.html
The Statue of the Aviators “…dedicated to the Romanian airmen. Its official name is “The Monument of the Heroes of the Air” (Monumentul Eroilor Aerului in Romanian) but it is more commonly known by the people of Bucharest as “The Statue of the Aviators” (Statuia Aviatorilor in Romanian). It lies in the Aviators’ Square, on Aviators’ Boulevard (go figure 🙂 ) and it was built between the years 1930 to 1935 by sculptors Lidia Kotzebue and Iosif Fekete.” from

Still, there was a lot to see if you knew what you were looking at. I didn’t. This is just one of a thousand times I’ve been traveling and wished my dear fried David H. was with me. I hope to attain half the knowledge he has forgotten about history, art and world affairs. I read everything in my guidebook, such as it was. Visited the Museum of the Romanian Peasant and a Bucharest City History museum. Little English signage, so I didn’t get much out of it. I did learn a bit about their horrible dictator, deposed and shot in 1989, but that’s history I frankly lived through and should have been more aware of. I hate feeling so stupid. I’d saved a stroll through the Old Town for last as it’s listed as a highlight. But it’s only a special place for those who like expensive restaurants, bars and souvenir shops. Not my kinda place.

Glad I came, but this has not been my most interesting trip.

Newly renovated, this was in the old town, also called the Lipscani after one of its streets. The church has several names: The Annunciation church, Saint Anthony's but is best known as The Princely Old Court church. Founded in 1559, it is probably the oldest church in Bucharest. It has a neo-Gothic appearance, after repairs done after a fire in 1847.
Newly renovated, this was in the old town, also called the Lipscani after one of its streets. The church has several names: The Annunciation church, Saint Anthony’s but is best known as The Princely Old Court church. Founded in 1559, it is probably the oldest church in Bucharest. It has a neo-Gothic appearance, after repairs done after a fire in 1847.
Statue of the Roman Emperor Trajan in front of the National Museum of Romanian History. He's holding a Dacia wolf. Not one of my favorites, but interesting. Seems that Romania tries VERY hard to focus on their tie to Rome. Maybe a little too hard.
Statue of the Roman Emperor Trajan in front of the National Museum of Romanian History. He’s holding a Dacia wolf. Not one of my favorites, but interesting. Seems that Romania tries VERY hard to focus on their tie to Rome. Maybe a little too hard.
I'm pretty sure there's a story here, but I didn't figure out what it was.
I’m pretty sure there’s a story here, but I didn’t figure out what it was.
Iuliu Maniu statue in Revolution Square. "Iuliu Maniu (January 8, 1873 – February 5, 1953) was one of Romania’s foremost politicians, serving as the Prime Minister of Romania for three terms during 1928–1933. He was an adversary of Russian influence and for this reason he was imprisoned in 1947 when the communists came to power. He died in 1953 in Sighet prison. His statue, the work of artist Mircea Spătaru is located in the Revolution Square, in front of the former Communist Party Headquarters which are now housing governmental offices. I like the statues because it is modern, expressive and full of pathos, something different among the standard 19th century statues which fill Bucharest." BucharestDailyPhoto http://www.bucharestdailyphoto.com/2009/08/iuliu-maniu-statue.html
Iuliu Maniu statue in Revolution Square. “Iuliu Maniu (January 8, 1873 – February 5, 1953) was one of Romania’s foremost politicians, serving as the Prime Minister of Romania for three terms during 1928–1933. He was an adversary of Russian influence and for this reason he was imprisoned in 1947 when the communists came to power. He died in 1953 in Sighet prison. His statue, the work of artist Mircea Spătaru is located in the Revolution Square, in front of the former Communist Party Headquarters which are now housing governmental offices. I like the statues because it is modern, expressive and full of pathos, something different among the standard 19th century statues which fill Bucharest.” BucharestDailyPhoto http://www.bucharestdailyphoto.com/2009/08/iuliu-maniu-statue.html
Revolution Square, beside the Iuliu Maniu Statue.
Revolution Square, beside the Iuliu Maniu Statue.
Statue in The Revolution Square (Piaţa Revoluţiei in Romanian), downtown Bucharest, located on Victory Road (Calea Victoriei in Romanian). It is called the Rebirth Memorial. According to the Lonely Planet guidebook, "It was ridiculed when ti was first erected in 2005, but the public has now grown accustomed to it and it's one of the most photographed subjects in Bucharest."
Statue in The Revolution Square (Piaţa Revoluţiei in Romanian), downtown Bucharest, located on Victory Road (Calea Victoriei in Romanian). It is called the Rebirth Memorial. According to the Lonely Planet guidebook, “It was ridiculed when ti was first erected in 2005, but the public has now grown accustomed to it and it’s one of the most photographed subjects in Bucharest.”
The Kretzulescu Church, Kretzulescu Church is an Eastern Orthodox church in central Bucharest, Romania. Built in the Brâncovenesc style, it is located on Calea Victoriei, nr. 45A, at one of the corners of Revolution Square, next to the former Royal Palace. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kretzulescu_Church
The Kretzulescu Church, Kretzulescu Church is an Eastern Orthodox church in central Bucharest, Romania. Built in the Brâncovenesc style, it is located on Calea Victoriei, nr. 45A, at one of the corners of Revolution Square, next to the former Royal Palace. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kretzulescu_Church
The Kretzulescu Church
The Kretzulescu Church
Kretzulescu Church, ceiling of the entryway.
Kretzulescu Church, ceiling of the entryway.
There was a surprising number of statues. "Centrally located in front of Romania’s National Theatre (which is currently being rebuilt), not 20 yards from the Bucharest InterContinental Hotel, the bronze Caruta cu paiate was created by sculptor Ioan Bolborea in honour of Romania’s favourite playwright, Ion Luca Caragiale. It was unveiled in December 2010.  The statue features characters from Caragiale’s plays (Domnul Goe, Nae Catavencu, Tache Farfuridi, and so on) and was unveiled in December 2010. Next to the Caruta cu paiate is a seated bronze of Nenea Iancu – Caragiale himself. " From InYourPocket. http://www.inyourpocket.com/bucharest/Caruta-cu-Paiate_85812v
There was a surprising number of statues. “Centrally located in front of Romania’s National Theatre (which is currently being rebuilt), not 20 yards from the Bucharest InterContinental Hotel, the bronze Caruta cu paiate was created by sculptor Ioan Bolborea in honour of Romania’s favourite playwright, Ion Luca Caragiale. It was unveiled in December 2010.
The statue features characters from Caragiale’s plays (Domnul Goe, Nae Catavencu, Tache Farfuridi, and so on) and was unveiled in December 2010.
Next to the Caruta cu paiate is a seated bronze of Nenea Iancu – Caragiale himself. “
From InYourPocket. http://www.inyourpocket.com/bucharest/Caruta-cu-Paiate_85812v
The sign on the side called this church "Capitala Romaniei Europene" and it was dated 20 September 2009,
The sign on the side called this church “Capitala Romaniei Europene” and it was dated 20 September 2009,
Wooden doors were ornate, too, but the entire church was tiny.
Wooden doors were ornate, too, but the entire church was tiny.

West to Bucharest

It was a short train with an ancient engine, pulling cars through the countryside. Sometimes the scenery was green, sometimes weedy and dry, but always rural. Like the train, the small towns we passed through were tired, small and sleepy.
It was a short train with an ancient engine, pulling cars through the countryside. Sometimes the scenery was green, sometimes weedy and dry, but always rural. Like the train, the small towns we passed through were tired, small and sleepy.

June 30, 2015 Bucharest
Yesterday I started a trip to Bucharest (which I got to) and Budapest (which I didn’t). I had decided that because of the romance of it (and the low price tag) I’d take the train west, following the old route of the Orient Express.

The glamor of train travel has tarnished, completely. In short, it was a grueling ride to Bucharest–few toilets, no water, no snacks. It was an older, slow train, to put it diplomatically And it wasn’t even a train from Istanbul to the border.

Was not sure what I was facing on this trip–no one on the internet seemed to have updated information. Glad I stopped at our little neighborhood store and picked up a couple bottles of water, some peanuts and dates. That’s all I had from 6:30p when I left the apartment until 6:30p when I arrived in Bucharest (only one hour late!). That’s one metro bus and a tram to Sirkeci Train station in Istanbul. Then another bus to the boarder of Turkey that finally left at 10pm. That right, it’s a BUS from the train station! It takes you from Istanbul to the train station at Edirne, on the edge of the Bulgarian boarder. After a security check, we were harangued by some seedy looking characters trying to get the passengers to smuggle cigarettes for them (obviously with the tacit consent of the folks who operated the train). No one would, though they tried to strong arm one older couple before the train operators finally shooed them away.

The bright spot of the trip were the endless fields of sunflowers.
The bright spot of the trip were the endless fields of sunflowers.

We finally boarded a train in Edirne that crossed the Turkish border and took us through Bulgaria (though the back cars split off to Sopia). This was an older model train and “slow” does not begin to describe it. I can’t imagine why the bathroom smelled so strongly since there is no holding tank for the urine. If you look down into the toilet bowl, you see the tracks speeding past below. The sink had a sign warning that it was not potable, but there was no water anyway. Changed trains in the-middle-of-nowhere, Bulgaria. Then when we finally crossed the Danube we were finally in Romania. The train arrived an hour late.
If I wanted more stamps in my passport, I was in luck. There’s a passport check at each side of the border. My ticket was checked at least a half dozen times too. Despite the information from the Internet, there wasn’t a single sleeper car at all, nor a dining car. And since I had no Bulgarian currency, I couldn’t buy anything from the one stop that had a cafe.

Met a lovely Australian group on the train–older group, very funny, well traveled. One had been raised in China and another had lived in India for a time. They assured me this flea bitten train was luxury compared to travel in those countries. Without the Aussie’s sense of humor and a couple audiobooks, the ride would have been unbearable. I am not looking forward to the return trip.

No sleeping berths, just six seats to a compartment. No air conditioning, no dining car and I doubt there's heat in the winter.
No sleeping berths, just six seats to a compartment. No air conditioning, no dining car and I doubt there’s heat in the winter.
A river valley in Bulgaria.
A river valley in Bulgaria.

But when I got to Gara de Nord train station in Romania, I found both my credit cards were blocked (even though I put in travel notifications for both). I could get no cash at the ATM and the hostel had changed their policy and did not take cards (I’d booked over the Internet). Had some U.S. Currency that I could exchange for local (running quite low on this commodity, BTW) but no one would exchange Turkish lira. Maybe a bank tomorrow? May have to come home early since my funds are limited by no credit. If I can’t fix the issue with the money tomorrow, will skip Budapest. Am OK and can afford to get back, but not all trips go well. We will see. My first impression of Bucharest is pretty grim, however.
Currently raining, but I got in before it started. Exhausted. A shower, a walk around the neighborhood to find the Metro and a bank (not open) and I’m down for the night.

The Gara de Nord,  Bucharest's train station.
The Gara de Nord, Bucharest’s train station.
The train station is always a busy place.
The train station is always a busy place.
I was exchanging some money and noticed this Christmas decoration behind the cashier's head. It was June!
I was exchanging some money and noticed this Christmas decoration behind the cashier’s head. It was June!
Train station, Bucharest, Romania
Train station, Bucharest, Romania
Sometimes if you say it out loud the words make sense, even when it's a language you don't speak. The word "coafura" is Romanian for coiffure--a hairdressers shop.
Sometimes if you say it out loud the words make sense, even when it’s a language you don’t speak. The word “coafura” is Romanian for coiffure–a hairdressers shop.

Prague, 2009

February 26, 2009 First Evening in Prague

I have just gotten back from a wonderful evening. Based on my state of inebriation I am a bit surprised I was able to walk straight to the hostel. I only had 2 beers and one shot (more on this later) but we all know what a cheap drunk I am. Mom, I get this from your side of the family!)

Before starting out for the evening, I laid in supplies for the morning–instant coffee, juice, milk and muesli (cereal).–at
a local grocery. The owner and his wife kept up an on going conversation (some might say argument) while I shopped. They greeted me in Czech, “Dobry den”. I said “hello” and, to be polite, they switched their argument to English as an automatic car does from first to second, seamlessly. How kind?

The woman who seems to live at the desk of the Golden Sickle Hostel, Pam, helped me arrange a walking tour for tomorrow. I am to meet at 11am at the astronomical clock in the old town, Stare Mesto. The system seems to be quite different here than anywhere I’ve been. Typically the hostel acts as a booking agent and gets their cut. But that’s not the case here. When I tried to explain it to the clerk, she stared blankly. Obviously, they have not been completely influenced yet by the west

Pam also steered me to an amazing pub. The U Fleku did turn out to be in my guide book, but I never would have found it without the hostel’s recommendation. This is an old pub–really old. The same family has been making and serving beer in the same place since 1499!  Here, as in much of Bohemia, beer halls, or pivnice, serve the brew of one brewery. There may be several beers, pivo, though this evening there was only one. U Fleku served a dark brew, but is was not thick or bitter. Judging by how I felt after 2, I’d say it has high alcohol content.

The waiters, who spoke just enough English to understand “yes I’ll have another” brought around trays of mugs and set them in front of you, marking a simple blank sheet of paper with a pencil–just like a Dim Sum restaurant with polka music. If you didn’t want another you had to clearly refuse. They also brought around trays of liquor redolent of cinnamon. I asked  3 waiters the name. The third waiter patiently said, slowly and clearly “ALL CO HALL” as though I was a simpleton who couldn’t figure that out. I don’t find it in my guide book, but I’d like to bring some home.

(later note: The liquor turned out to be called Bechrovka and it’s hard to find outside of the Czech Republic)

The hall itself was everything you hope for, frankly what I feel I missed in Germany. Dark, carved solid wood walls had hooks for coats and hats. Benches lined the walls with long tables. The ceiling had blackened wrought iron light fixtures that hung from a white, barrel ceiling. The windows were bottle glass.

Just about everywhere outside of the US, people sit together at restaurants and cafes, even if they have never met. Because I am a single, I will usually sit with a couple at a table of four. The couple was Italian, from near Bologna.

It didn’t take long for their grasp of English to win out over my 20 words of Italian. (most of which turn out to translate to “please excuse me”) As I sat, they were talking to a Russian photographer in the lingua franca of Europe–English. I actually got to help translate between the two parties. Not that I speak either language, but they would look at me and say a word and ask me for another word that was similar. So I just kept suggesting words until they selected one they liked.

Czech food is heavy, probably to soak up all that alcohol. I ordered sausages with a picked slaw, mustard and horseradish. Good choice to battle the cold I’m fighting. It was also just about the only thing on the menu that they actually had as my table mates found out. They finally split an order of roast chicken.

There was an old man playing accordion. All his songs came out sounding like a polka. Try to imagine everything from Doris Day singing Que Sara to the Beatles’ Yellow Submarine as a polka. Shame there was not enough room to dance.

Four young women moved into the front room of 4C at the hostel  while I was at dinner. They have been dressing for a night out while I typed. I was about to call it an early night when one of the women, a Czech, runs into my room. “You are pleased to talk, yes?” I was puzzled. “English?” and she handed me her cell phone. It turned out that someone who almost spoke English was on the line. I gave him directions to get here. Which is really funny considering I barely know how to get here myself! English does come in handy!

Prague, Day 2

Fri, Feb 27, 2009

I slept well despite trams outside my window and streetlights. The curtains don’t close, but I had a sleeping mask and something unusual for a hostel–a locked door! The three girls who went out to meet the “man on the phone”, did not come back last night. I dressed and had cereal and coffee and still they are out. No matter. It was sunny and I decided not to wear my long underwear today. Now, 2 hours later, I realize this was a mistake. It is now cloudy. But I’m sitting in the Old Town square, Staromestske namesti. I saw the astronomical clock strike 10a. What sun there is, is glinting off the solid gold Madonna and child of Tyn church.

Another bit of luck on my walk here. One only rents coffee, so when I passed a WC, I picked through my pockets for a 5Kc piece (about 25 cents). The smallest I had was 10Kc. Some workman nearby was trying to help me, probably thinking an American could not understand how to pay (which is true. We take clean rest rooms for free as a given) I showed him by coins and pointed to the smallest! “Ah!” He said and made a sign that he would be right back. He walked to a van and I thought he would bring back change. Instead he brought a wrench. He used it to open a compartment, flip a switch and the cabinet opened. He gallantly bowed, and ushered me in! My knight in shinning coveralls!  I had been a damsel in distress!  When I write the guide to “The Free Pee, Guide to Bathrooms in Europe” I will add this story.

This is the first place I’ve ever been to where it honestly felt “foreign” to me. This language is not Latin based and so it gets tough to figure out words. Most of the time I stare at the words printed on signs and want to call Vanna White and buy a vowel. This is a language of consonants.

When I travel, it is not the things I don’t understand that surprise me. I am used to how very ignorant I am. I am taken aback by the things I do understand. For instance, hot pants seem to be back in style among young women. They are worn with dark tights and boots, but they are still a questionable fashion choice. Particularly when the temperature barely rises above freezing. The other thing is the number of Kentucky Fried Chicken places. You wind your way between narrow passages, buildings from the Middle Ages or Art Nouveau facades. You pass statues of Kings from the 14th Century. Then you turn the corner and run into a larger than life cutout of the Colonel. Chilling. But at least it’s not McDonalds (though they have those too).

Later, 5pm

I think I have been walking nonstop for about 6 hours now. My tour was a walking overview of Prague, though it did not cover all it advertised. Frankly, I was thankful because I was not sure how much more I could walk. The tour was given by a student, Peter, who turned out to be studying Chinese. He gave a fair overview to the Old Town, Jewish Quarter, Charles Bridge and the Castle. Now that I am oriented to these areas I will go back on my own to investigate more thoroughly.

I have not yet figured out the trams and subway, but must learn or I will have no feet left on these cobblestones and mosaic walkways. Truly, hard as stone and not forgiving.

Climbing to the Prague Castle was a true killer. It is the highest point around and the view of the Lesser Quarter (Male Strana), river and old town beyond is quite impressive. I must work harder in my walking group on uphill and stairways!

Back at the Golden Sickle hostel, there is no sign of the three girls from last night who were in the first room. But the middle room is now quite occupied by “8 lads” the young British man told me. We had a laugh that I should expect singing and snoring, but I asked if he could keep the dancing to a minimum. If you want restful sleep every night, simply don’t stay in a hostel. I am prepared with ear plugs, eye shades and sleeping pills. And if that isn’t enough I shall be quite LOUD in the morning since I’m bound to be up before them. The woman at the desk plans to move me tonight tomorrow. Let’s hope I get some sleep.

I’ve taken a shower while the hostel is quiet. I started this trend as a way to assure privacy and hot water and it works so well and is so reviving I now do it even at home.

The only dilemma is that my travel hair dryer seems to be overheating and shuts off. This is not the weather I’d chosen for wet head.

7pm–I am celebrating my birthday with an adventure. I am sitting in an Absinthe house trying the “green muse” as Toulouse Lautrec called it. I’ve had it served to me with a flaming cube of sugar! Who needs birthday candles! Actually I’ve agreed to try it two ways–hot and cold. Absinthe was favored by many artists, including Hemingway. Made of wormwood it’s been thought to be mildly poisonous. The consumption did “inspire” painters and writers, but many died, causing it to be outlawed in some countries. Recently, it has been clear that the substance may have been adulterated, plus ANY alcohol is poisonous if drunk in large quality. So you can find Absinthe legally once again. I tried it once, straight, in Venice. I thought it vile. I gave a bottle of it away to a street performer in lieu of a tip and he hugged and kissed me. That made me think there could be more to this drink. And there is. It is served either hot–with a flaming cube of sugar dissolved into a shot. Or cold, with water slowly dripped over a cube that sits on a specially made spoon. The spoon is flat (no bowl) and slotted. The cube sits on the spoon hat straddle the rim of a glass containing a shot of absinthe. The hot preparation is downed quickly and then chased with a second sugar cube. The “cold” method (using room temperature water) is sipped slowly. If it is too strong, you add more water. It is all too strong for me and I will have to walk it off before dinner!

I’ve chosen a different beer hall for dinner. More modern, no long tables were people sit together. I’ve ordered a Pilsner Urquell, the most common beer in the Czech Republic. If this is a “short” I fear what a large looks like! I order the Cottager’s Sparrow for dinner–pork back w/sausage and mushrooms. It comes with dumplings which are almost raw dough (I love this, though most would not) and a sour kraut that is almost creamy in texture. The meat covered with gravy that has mushrooms and onion. If I lived here, I would never lose any weight! All the foods are heavy, filling. All bars and restaurants are smoking.

I am full and tipsy. Good thing I am close to my hostel. I hope I can sleep through the noise of the 8 lads in the room next to me!

Prague, Day 3

Sat, Feb 28, 2009

A new day and a new dilemma. First how to dress and eat breakfast with 8 young men sleeping in the room I must go through to get to the kitchen or bath. Once I heard their snoring I realized this was not going to be a problem! If that racket didn’t wake them, nothing I could do would. Suspect they had plenty of liquid aid to sleeping, judging by the empty bottles and cans. I had planned to take a bus tour to Terezin today, but I’m locked in the hostel courtyard. Despite assurances that the desk is manned “nonstop” and “24/7” it is locked up tight, as is the exit gate. It is now almost 9am and I will have to wait. There is a phone number to call, but I don’t have an international phone. The phone in the room just rings reception and no one answers. But there are businesses here too and I hope that one of them will show soon. In the meantime, I will read and re-plan my day.

I did hear the 8 lads come in early this morning. Not sure of the time, except that it was after 3am. I could hear them through my earplugs perfectly when one of them said

“Shhhh. That old lady is next door.” Honest, my very first thought was that I wondered who they were talking about. Had someone else moved in? I was almost ready to drift off so sleep when, “Hey! I’m not old!” But of course they meant me! It is hard to imagine that I am old enough to be their mother. When did that happen?

Later: A shopkeeper, who spoke no English finally opened the door at 9:40a and I was free! I now have the correct passcode and this should not be repeated tomorrow morning!

I did spend my time wisely, studying the public transportation system and have a better grasp. I’ve also discovered I’ve been traveling illegally for 2 days. I bought a 5 day pass, but didn’t understand how to validate it. People regularly travel with no valid pass. If you are caught it is a 700Kc fine on the spot. By contrast, a month pass is 550Kc. So today I validated my pass and am legal.

I went back to Prague Castle and St. Vitus Church. I took a different route there and passed by the ministry of defense. The building is uncharacteristically pink! Perhaps they are in touch with their feminine side?

Admission to the cathedral is free at the moment because the government and the Catholic Church are arguing over who owns it. I also took the English audio tour. Signage is poor, though typically if there is a sign, it will also have an English translation. The audio tour wasn’t very good and I would have done just as well with my tour guidebook. I buy the DK series City Guides and noticed many others use it to, in various languages. It looks to be the most popular for Prague travelers.

St. Vitus Cathedral was finally completed in the 20ith century, but began in 1344. It sports flying buttresses and Gargoyles and a mixture of Gothic, Renaissance and Baroque styles. The original entrance “The Golden Portal” is undergoing renovations, but the mosaic of The Last Judgment reminded me of St Marks in Venice. Highlights inside the cathedral are the stained glass, all 20ith century, particularly one by Mucha; tomb of

St John Nepomuk crafted from solid silver; and St. Wenceslas’ Chapel, with walls of semi-precious stones and gold. The church was dark so all my photos are poor.

I did not get to see much of the palace which was a huge disappointment. The lower

Romanesque levels were open, but these only form the cellars of the castle. The upper floors were closed. No explanation and no refund given. I did get to see St George’s convent, and Golden Lane (tiny houses, which are now shops, named after the goldsmiths who lived there in 17th century).

I also got to see the changing of the guards. Like their British counterparts, the guards are very grim while standing at attention outside their phone booth sized shacks. Their uniforms need an update as they look very Russian drab to me.

On the way back I stopped at a street vender for a very late lunch of sausage on roll.

They were selling gluwein (hot, mulled wine) for 20Kc (about $1). A Coke was 35Kc.

At Wenceslas Square is a small plaque to Jan Palach who burned himself to death Jan 16,

1969 to protest the Soviet occupation. Nearby was a small photo gallery of black and white pictures of events following immediately after his death, funeral and rallies. It is very moving. They quote him, “You must fight the evil you are equal to.”

I love the old churches and palaces, but the thing I can’t get beyond is how very cold they must have been in winter. Fireplaces simply don’t give off much heat. And the castles didn’t have plumbing or ceiling fans or vacuum cleaners. And these were the nice building for the rich folk. What must it have been for the regular folk, the hardy peasant stock I came from, for instance? It simply must be that most of the human race has been very uncomfortable for most of the time we’ve been around. You were hot in summer, cold in winter and clean never! You ate what was available, which could not have been much. Lack of clean water and basic sanitation must have killed all but the strongest. Life must have been dirty, brutish and short.

I began thinking in this vein after returning to the hostel to get off my feet and clean up for dinner. The “8 lads” in the room next to mine have made a disaster of their area. I should explain that the 3 sleeping rooms and kitchen area are all in a line, so that I have to go through each to get to my small room on the end. This affords me the maximum privacy available–which is good–but forces me to be reminded first hand of how college aged boys live. One suspects they are making the transition from a brutish existence in one life time and are now up to about the middle ages in development, with a serious nod to Roman drinking practices. The boy’s bedroom floor is a landmine of jeans, half empty drink containers, backpacks and candy wrappers. Plus wires everywhere to recharge phones, laptops and iPods. I could rob them blind, they’ve left out so much currency. The kitchen counter is strewn with bath towels and underwear. I won’t try to figure what is used and what is clean. I’d be afraid to prepare anything more exotic than cold cereal in there!  It is also cold in the rooms since they don’t heat through the day. Many hostels lock you out mid-day. Based on my observations, I presume they use this opportunity to hose the place down.

7pm

I’ve chosen the Novomestsky Pivovar (new town beer hall) for dinner. Their house beer is Kvanicovy Lezak. I’ve asked for a small (half liter!) Pivo svetly (light beer). It has a strong taste of hops, but is not bitter. I’ve ordered the Chef Surprise, which turns out to be crispy potato pancakes, smoked neck of pork (more evocative than “ham” don’t you think?) Marinated Camembert cheese and porcini sauce. It is stacked like a chef sandwich. This is served with braised cabbage (actually cooked sour kraut) and a fresh green salad! The salad is the first fresh item I’ve been served since I arrived. It is all very good and, as with all the food I’ve had here, filling. I could grow to like the cabbage this way. All the tables have bread waiting for you when you sit down. I’m using a piece to sop up the wonderful mushroom gravy. Silverware and napkins are in a mug on the table. No water, though. I have long since stopped asking for water in Europe. You get bottled water and pay more than the price of beer. Even waiters who speak perfect English when taking your order will suddenly be deaf to the words “tap water”. (Incidentally, in Italian, rubbinetto means tap water. So close to my last name, which is French. I’m told in French robinette means spigot or water carrier. Have always suspected we were ditch diggers, the middle age equivalent to plumbers.)

It is a huge amount of food and roughly half the calories are from fat. Based on my ability to put it away, I can affirm I am of the same hardy peasant stock this used to feed. The Czechs are kept slim by the shear amount of walking. There are cars, but for a major city, I don’t find it congested, like London, nor are cars parked willy nilly, like Rome. I can only guess that this amount of activity is what keeps the Czech arteries from closing off before age 30. This is hardy fare, which also helps endure the cold. It was overcast all day with spotty rain and temperatures below 40, humidity very high, so if you stop moving you chill quickly. Today I wore my silk long underwear and was glad for them.

I am not much of a shopper, but I do try to bring some souvenir back from a trip. So far, nothing. The only things that have tempted me are glassware and ornaments made from hollowed egg shells. Both are too fragile for me to carry.

I plan to make it an early night. I’ll lay in provisions for a bus trip to Terezin tomorrow. I’m to be at the Hotel Europa in Wenceslas Square tomorrow at 9am. I hope to be early enough to spot the Art Nouveau interior. More adventures tomorrow!

Prague, Day 4

Sun, Mar 01, 2009

So much for the darling boys in the room next door. They are now the “loud lads”. And if I could think of a nasty, four letter work starting with “l” I’d add that too, just to complete the idea and the alliteration. I did get some sleep last night, but only with earplugs and a pillow over my head!  I also took a Tylenol PM on top of last night’s “medicinal” beer. Honest I didn’t mind that they were playing music too loudly; it was their choice in music. Isn’t Rap dead yet? I still hope it will go the way of disco (which I now miss, comparatively). Most of the lads are sleeping, or should I say passed out, on the floor, probably because they have reduced two of the bunk beds to kindling. They damaged the shower, completely removed a panel so that it will now be impossible to keep the water inside the shower. More underwear on the kitchen counters and I am quite sure this is used. I will be eating out this morning. No one was at the “24/7, nonstop, we never close” desk this morning, so I let myself out with the pass code. I packed everything up this morning. I slid a note under the door saying that I’d need to change rooms and suggested that they survey the damage.

 

Today I went to Terezin Concentration camp. This was not a “death” camp but many who passed through went to them. Terezin was built by Emperor Joseph II from 1780 to

1790. It is named after his mother, Maria Theresa. Built as a fortification guarding the

North entrance of the Czech lands from Prussia. It consists of a smaller fortification for defense and a larger garrison town. But it was never used for defense, though the town was occupied with families. The small fortification became a prison for mainly political prisoners. WWI was started by the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, heir to the Austrian throne. Gunman Gavrila Princip and his accomplices were held at Terezin. Princip died 4 years later, officially of tuberculosis, but he weighed only about 88 pounds at the time of his death, weakened by malnutrition, confinement and disease.

The Nazi invaded the Czech lands in 1939. Immediately they began using the small fortress as a prison, mostly for Communist Czechs and other political prisoners. The garrison town was cleared to be used as a Jewish Ghetto. There were no gas chambers here (construction was started, but not completed)  but there were crematoriums. Conditions were horrible and people died of malnutrition, lack of sanitation, overcrowding. Current estimates are that 155,000 men, women and children came to the camp between 1942 to 1945.

Sometimes, as many as 60,000 were here at one time. By contrast, the garrison held 7,500 before it was emptied for a ghetto. Of these, 35,000 died here, 87,000 were sent to death camps (mostly Auschwitz). Approximately 3,600 of those sent out were liberated at other camps. The math is staggering.

The tour includes 2 cemeteries, the small fortification, the crematorium/morgue and two museums: the former boys school showing children’s drawing and the former women’s house containing drawings, writing, music and a portion of a propaganda film made for the Red Cross. Mostly original furnishings are on display. The place looks cold, wet, miserable. It is hard to take in. The shear numbers of people, the waste. The thing I found most chilling was the sign over the entrance: “Arbeit macht frei” I don’t remember learning this phrase, though I’m sure I’ve been exposed to it. It felt more like a racial memory than anything else, something embedded deep in my body. I could translate it instantly, “work will make you free”. But it didn’t, of course. Also the group showers. You could see how easy it would be to gas people in mass. Chilling.

The guide spent a lot of time talking about all the preparations for the Red Cross visit of the camp–how the Nazis had 8 months to prepare and the visit took only 6 hours.

Our guide, Jane (pronounced YA ney) is an unusual woman and I can’t help but imagine that she has been greatly affected by this work. She seems German to me and walks through her spiel as though this is her penance. I’m sure she is speaking Czech, but it sounds German, and no one else does. I really mean a caricature of a German: contained and ramrod straight, commanding, stern, and needing to control us. She would try to give us time to look at things on our own, but you could see that she simply could not control herself. She had to start explaining the displays, even the ones with detailed explanations. Jane is very bitter about the Yalta Conference and feels the East, particularly the Americans, abandoned the Czech people to Russia. She spoke with hatred about the bombing here (which was less than in Germany) saying that the US “wanted to break up things so that the Soviets would not be getting such a strong country”. She mentioned this no less than 6 times and implied that we should feel guilty. She is, of course, far too young to have experienced the Yalta conference, but she would well remember Soviet control and the Velvet Revolution! Jane never mentioned if she was Jewish, but I think not. She is probably my age.

The entire Terezin area was under water in 2002. The Jewish cemetery stayed submerged for almost a year. You can see the watermark on most of the buildings. Hard to say what was lost in this flood. Jane was most disturbed by a tree, dying in the Jewish cemetery. She said it had been planted by school children as an emblem of peace. It still stands, dead and drowned. Frankly there are few signs in any language. Without a guide you wouldn’t get much from the visit, particularly of the cemeteries and small fortress, though the 2 museums are well marked in 4 languages. It is hard to say what will become of this area. The town emptied out about 10 years ago when the army left. Now only the old remain as there are no jobs. The Jewish cemetery has 9,000 graves. Approximately 22,000 cremains were dumped into the river when the Germans abandoned the camp. Another 3,000 were buried hastily. There is no way to identify any of them. There are several markers, but they have no name. Markers and tombstones have been added over the years by family members who needed a memorial, though few can be sure whether their family is actually buried here. These have all been moved to the far end of the cemetery.

At the end of the tour we were deposited at Republic Square, site of the Powder Gate and former site of a small palace. It is near Tyn Church and the Old Town square. Tyn church has dark, twin towers, but the church is “closed for climatic conditions”. The St. Nicholas church on the edge of the old town square is open. It has the most beautiful crystal chandelier I’ve seen. Amazing frescos. (There is also a St Nicholas church in the Male Strana, Little Quarter.)  I had a sausage and beer on the square and watch various street musicians before going back to the hostel for a break.

Later

I’ve moved to another room! It is the same set up in that I have to walk through another bedroom to get to my small private room, which I can lock. I feel good about this because the seven Italian men are cooking and it smells wonderful! They sat me down and fed me gnocci, which I love. These men are only here a few more days, working on a construction project. The hostel mistress indicated that they were “older” but not a one is over 27. But I don’t care because they are in great shape, very handsome and never wear their shirts!  Two more are staying here and I have not met them yet. One is reading a Bill Bryson book, one of my favorite authors. The hostel mistress, Pam, went with me to help me move, concerned that there would be trouble and to inspect the shower. I already had everything packed, even my bedding, so it took about 2 minutes to move. No problems.

I’ll go out for dinner, but will “try” for something light. Assuming that is possible!

I’ve just checked and I’ve only taken 415 photos so far!

7pm

I’ve come to Jama for dinner after the enthusiastic recommendation of the hostel mistress and a 10% off coupon. This is what a Czech must imagine an American bar is like. There are posters every where. But such a mix: Johnny Cash, Kiss, Kathy Ireland, R.E.M., Robert Plant, Janis Joplin, Yoda and Muhammad Ali, to name a few. I order grog (hot rum with sugar and lemon) because it is warm and cheaper than hot tea. They claim to serve “tradion food of Czechy” but I only see goulash listed on the very back page. The rest of the menu is hamburgers, wings and potato skins. There is one salad, but it is iceberg lettuce with fried chicken and bacon. I decide that I’m not really that hungry and it’s probably tough to ruin potato skins, so that’s all I order. The potatoes are tiny and the skins are completely hollowed out, only skin and no potato. But they’ve managed to put a pound of bacon into 6 potato halves. And melted cheese. And sour cream. My arteries will be permanently damaged by this trip. I set aside the sour cream and some of the cheese, but keep all the bacon. As Elle McPherson—whose poster stares as me across the room—says I could be a vegetarian, except for bacon!

Prague, Day 5 Mon, Mar 02, 2009

Last night I slept without aid of earplugs or pillow over my head! This wing is really quite full, but everyone is quiet. I had a nice talk with two of the young me here. One Scottish, the other Irish (they had to tell me as I can only occasionally figure it out by accent alone). They were having a wonderful time and blissfully unaware of most of the historic sites. No knowledge or interest in the castle or churches. For them, Prague is one big pub crawl. But they seemed happy and certainly kept their partying outside the hostel, so who am I to complain?

My room was quite chilly last night. They don’t turn on the heat through the day. This is steam/radiator heat and mine is the farthest room from the heat source, so it was the middle of the night before my room warmed. I added my long undies to my jammies, and I carry a silk sleep sheet–essentially a thin sleeping bag. I brought it in case the beds were not clean, but it also works as a thermal layer and I always carry it camping. Staying in a hostel is not for those who need luxuries like heat and privacy! By this morning my room was toasty.

Today I toured the Jewish Quarter, Josefov. For centuries Prague Jews were confined to ghettos and suffered from oppressive laws. In Prague, when Jews left the ghetto, they were required to wear a yellow hat. At first a mark of shame, they redefined it as a mark of distinction and used it in banners and symbols. Discrimination is particularly relaxed in 1784 by Joseph II, and the Jewish Quarter was named Josefov after him. In 1890s, the overcrowded slums of the ghetto were razed. City authorities installed basic sanitation, but almost all the building were demolished. Only the town hall (unusual for a Jewish quarter), cemetery and some of the synagogues were saved.

The Jewish community of Prague was decimated during the Holocaust, so it was fitting that I started my tour at the Pinkas Synagogue. Its walls are covered with the names of the Czech Jews who died, along with their birthdates and the last known date they were alive–usually the date of their transportation to a death camp. Under Soviet control, the names were painted over, but after 1989 they were once again handwritten. The names are continuously read aloud. Upstairs is a display of drawings from the children sent to Terezin.

Next stop was the Old Jewish Cemetery. This was established in first half of the 15th

Century and was the only place that Jews could be buried. An estimated 12,000 tombstones are crowded together, but the number buried there is much higher, as at least 12 layers of bodies are stacked one top of each other in some places. The level kept being raised over the years, though the stone were always lifted up. It had a very hard time making out any of the tombstones and there were only two tombs that were marked.

Next was the Klausen Synagogue, which now houses an exhibit of Jewish customs.

The Ceremonial Hall looks like a tiny medieval castle. It is alongside the cemetery and houses an interesting exhibit on death and burial customs. The Old-New Synagogue was build around 1270 and is the oldest in Europe. The exterior is a distinctive 14th century stepped brick. Services are still held here.

The last two synagogues contain silver and some gold treasures from all over Bohemia and Moravia. Many of these amazing pieces were saved by the Nazis who planned to open a museum to a dead race once all the Jews had been exterminated. These treasures are housed in the Maisel and Spanish synagogues. The latter is an amazing, Moorish style, said to resemble the Alhambra in Spain. It is the most beautiful of them all.

For lunch, between synagogues, I stopped at the U Golem, at Golem–the mythical creature created by Rabbi Low to protect the quarter at night. The restaurant is small but quite fancy. I was not really hungry, but had some gluwein (mulled wine) and soup. Service is slow, but the food always arrives too hot to eat or drink and with fresh bread. The restaurant is lovely with old bottles of wine, brass candlesticks. But the music is The Best of the Mamas and the Papas. An Italian family came in shortly after me. Why am I not surprised that the only Italian I can remember involves food? I perfectly understood their order! In case of a food ordering emergency in Italy, I am prepared! As I left U Golem, they were playing the song “Love grows where my Rosemary Goes”. I think that was popular the year I first attended Girl Scout camp. It seems so out of place here, but most of the music I hear is American or at least English lyrics.

With the rebuilding of the Jewish Quarter at the turn of the 20ith century, most of the buildings are Art Nouveau. But there are also a few examples of Cubist architecture, a fashion that didn’t become popular much of anywhere else. Still it is a beautiful area and many of my photos are just lovely building facades. Speaking of photos, the ones I took today in the Jewish Quarter are stolen. “No Photo” signs are everywhere. I turned off the flash and took a few, but not all will come out, I’m sure.

7pm Dinner

I’ve just had the most wonderful potato soup!  The secret is always garlic, lots of garlic. And I have learned to say “prosim ucet” (PRO seem OO chet) Check, please. This language would be much more difficult to learn than Spanish or Italian. I think I have the coins figured out, but it would take years to learn the language. I’ve gotten better about checking the bill. I find that you are often charged for service, bread and “paper” separately. And today I was “accidentally” given back the wrong change.

I don’t have the map figured out. I guess I had not had enough adventure this evening because I managed to get myself lost. I took a wrong turn and ended up by the Vltava River in front of the National Theater. It is an amazing building and I’d love to see it from the river, but there are few boat cruises this time of year. I could also see Prague Castle across the water and just make out St. Vitus’ Cathedral in the dark. It was raining, no moon visible so the photo won’t come out. If I had a tripod, this would be the best view of the castle at night.

At this point I really *should* have pulled out my map. It was dark. It was raining. I was lost, mostly. But that would have been way to simple! Instead I got on a tram, and in 3 stops I was really lost! So I did pull out a map, figured where I was, found a Metro stop and made it back. And I got milk and snacks for tomorrow.

But I’m not sure what I’m doing tomorrow. I planned to go to Kutna Hora (a mining town) and ossuary (sort of a wild bone church) but the tour doesn’t run this time of year. But my guide book has a walk along Vysehrad, according to legend the first seat of Czech Royalty. I can see the spot where Princess Libuse is said to have seen the future glory of Prague! How could I miss all that?

Another adventure tomorrow!

Prague, Tuesday, Day 6  Tue, Mar 03, 2009

I must have been making up for lost sleep–or just wearing myself out. I slept about 11 hours last night. Even though I had cereal and 2 cups of coffee, I may lay down for a nap. I was the first one up this morning–in truth anyone up before noon will be. I tiptoed through the boy’s room. Made my morning ablutions as quietly as possible. Started the water pot for instant coffee. Reached for a “clean” mug. Washed it anyway because you can trust that nothing is really clean. And snagged a plate with my sleeve which came crashing to the floor. The entire floor stopped in mid-snore. Darn! I wanted to be the quiet one! There was nothing to do but clean up the mess. I had on shoes, thankfully, and so I went about picking up the larger pieces. There was no broom to sweep up the smaller ones and I know all the men go about bare foot. In the end, I wet paper towels and went over the floor hoping to pick up all the small pieces. I certainly got most of them, but feel I deserve at least an Associate’s degree in archeology for the layers of “civilization” I scrubbed up as well. Note to self: NEVER go barefoot in a hostel.

One thing I keep noticing–usually in the seedy sections of town–is “Black Light” Theater. No idea what this is, but suspect it isn’t a show you’d tell your mother you attended. Find it interesting that it is usually described as “Traditional”. How many traditions include electricity?

2pm–I don’t know how it is for others, but I spend a good deal of time simply lost when

I travel. This morning after a late start, I managed to hit all three metro lines before

I got to my stop at Vyshrad. Clearly I only needed 2, but if you get on the wrong way even once…. But now is a good time to mention how very polite I find the Czech people. They are exceptionally courteous in the Metro–on par with Londoners. And judging by the book shops and the number of people carrying books, people read here. Manners and a high literacy rate strike me as a civilized country.

What started off as a lark–a walk through Vysehrad, has turned into a lovely day and so interesting! The weather was not lovely because it rained all day, but once I finally got off on the right metro stop I found an historic park along the Vltava. According ancient legend Vysehrad (hrad means castle or fortified structure) was the first seat of the Premyslids, the original ruling dynasty, in the early 800AD. There are ruins of 10th century churches and fortifications, beneath 14th century fortification build by Charles IV. I passed right under the impressive Leopold (II) gate, part of a 17th century wall. These were widened further by the French in the early 18th. It makes your head spin. All of it allowed amazing vistas of Prague, though I don’t know how well my photographs will look in the rain and mist. Just below Vysejrad rock was a small underground museum, part of the fortification, that wasn’t in my guide book. For 30Kc ($1.50) I got to read quite a bit of history and just as much myth. The park adjoins the SS Peter and Paul Church, founded by Vratislav II in the 11 Century. The current building has foundation from the mid-13th Century (though excavations show a Roman Bridge beneath one corner) which has been build, rebuilt and renovated many times. The twin spires that dominate the skyline are Neo-Gothic, finished in 1902.

The Cemetery here is the most beautiful I’ve ever seen. A clash of styles, it was founded in 1869 as a burial place for Czech’s most famous citizens. I photographed Dvorak grave site and a few dozen others.

On the way out of the park, I photographed a tiny Romanesque church, built in late 11th century, St Martin’s Rotunda. And my guidebook identified a “Devil’s Column” that supposedly sprang up after the Devil lost a bet with a clergyman. It wasn’t marked in any way. It would have been difficult to identify much of this area without a good guidebook.

Back on the Metro and I was feeling so good (my feet have been sore, but today’s walk was not so much stone) I decided to explore the Little Quarter (Male Strana) that sits below Prague castle. I visited St Nicholas’ Church (Kostel sv Mikulase). Building began in 1703. It is an amazing Baroque church. The ceiling frescos are in poor shape, but the rest of the church is lovely. They have an organ Mozart played. The photos don’t do it justice.

I walked around the square and took photos of the buildings and the Castle high above.

Walked back across the Charles Bridge and through the Charles Gate. The rain had stopped by then and I did a bit of window shopping. The glassware and figurines are lovely, but I don’t know how I’d get any of it home in one piece.

On a lark I went in the museum of Medieval Torture Instruments because the lovely British ladies who were exiting so recommended it. It was really interesting in a morbid way.

7pm

I am now at U BubenickU, listed as a traditional Czech restarance. I’m having a dark (tmave) beer (pivo) which my waitress assured me has less alcohol than light (svetle). For supper I have ordered Staroceska svickova (old Bohemian sirloin) which the menu says is beef in cream sauce with lemon, cranberries and whipped cream. I can’t imagine this is good, but every traditional menu has had something like it, so that should mean something. Sure enough the meat arrives with whipped cream straight from a can piped on top. The meat is tough but flavorful and the gravy is sweet. I can taste the lemon. It works, though I would never have put this together myself. And with the dumplings, I won’t have to leave a drop of the gravy behind! It is interesting to question the bill because unlike in the US, the price is not the price. I was charged for dumplings (that I didn’t order, but were added to my plate), “bread and paper” (I assume she meant my napkin?) And service. Still it’s  hard to argue with the price. The meal came to 210Kc ($11.50) and was more than I could eat.

I find that my ear is beginning to understand a little of the language. I can now hear when my stop is called on the Metro and respond Dobry den when someone greets me. I was able to say prosim vas when I bumped into someone today (please forgive me). Still working on thank you, Dekuji vam (DIE ku ji VAHM).

The main reason I travel in the off season is money, of course. But there are other advantages. For instance, I look a bit like a homeless bag lady when I travel. I’m usually tired, about half sick and disheveled at best. And the older I get the less I am able to pull off “disheveled” as a fashion choice. I don’t say these things to complain. It is well worth the price to me. But traveling during winter you find that everyone is dragging coats, scarves and has “hat hair”. My naturally ruddy completion looks like I’ve been in the cold like everyone else. And at least my straight hair remains so with a quick comb through. In short, I think I fit in and look less like a tourist, an ugly American. Well, until I open my mouth, that is.

After dinner, I took a walk along the river Vltava and tried again to get a photo at night of the Prague Castle and the National Theatre. Better than last night in the rain, but still not good.

When I got back to the hostel I found I no longer have a private room. I didn’t pay for one, so really I’ve just been lucky so far. Fernando is from Spain but has worked in England and Florida, so his English is quite good. He is currently watching a movie. Most everyone seems to bring laptops. I thought it would be too heavy and fragile to carry, plus I was afraid it would be stolen. Fernando explained that he is “working on a project” here, but is vague about the details. Hummmm.

Tomorrow is my last full day as I’ll be leaving so very early Thursday. In some ways it seems like I’ve just gotten here, but in others I feel like I’ve actually settled in a bit. It seemed so very “foreign” when I got here, but now things are beginning to seem normal.

Prague, Wednesday, the 7th and final full day

Wed, Mar 04, 2009

Fernando’s computer went off at 7am and that seemed like a good time to get up. I slept well. The room was much warmer the last 2 nights, so the adjustments to heat seem to be working for me, though everyone else has a window open.

I keep getting these emails from everyone saying how brave I am. The funniest email came from my brother Rod, the policeman who has spent time in 2 wars. He was on surveillance for a drug bust when he emailed and probably had to cut thing short so he could don his bullet proof vest and storm a building. He makes my “bravery” sound like the child’s play that it is. Seriously, after you’ve gotten used to driving in Atlanta, hardly anything seems dangerous. Prague is a city of 1.2 million people (Atlanta has 4 million) so it has the same dangers as any other large city. Most of the crime is theft: pickpockets, purse snatchers. You can guard yourself against this. If you take care when crossing the street you have 90% of the dangers licked. And you can’t protect yourself from everything. The thing I keep learning when I travel or backpack is that most people are good. I don’t flash large sums of money or fancy jewelry to tempt anyone and I try not to make myself a target. Exactly the things I do at home. But most people will help you if they can, or at least do you no harm. This isn’t much more dangerous than visiting NYC and far safer than crossing Buford Highway during rush hour. (My friend Dave tells me that is a little like saying it’s no more dangers than sword dancing on a freshly waxed floor!)

I managed the tram back to the National Theater (Naroodni Divadlo) to take photos of Prague castle and St Vitus Cathedral again. My night photos are poor, so a day photo will work too. I am using the little Nikon Coolpix I just bought. I love my larger Nikon D40x, but it is not practical to travel with. Plus this one is 10 Mega pixels with a decent zoom. Will see how they turn out when I get home. I think my photos are improving with use, but it probably would have made sense to read the instructions before I left. (Instructions are for amateurs!)

For as much as my feet ache at night, I’m surprised at how very good they feel in the morning. I wear trail runners–hardly a fashion statement!–with special insoles and I think it does make a difference.

Today’s excursion is to Kutna Hora, a silver mining town 70km east of Prague. In the trip out, I was kept occupied by a lovely Welsh couple, who told me stories about her father, who had a pet sheep that road in the car with him. When they told me they planned 4 meals a day plus snacks “cause ya neva know when a fah-meen (famine) ca happen”, I knew these were people I’d like. It is interesting the impression one has of another country. The man has been watching a Welch TV program about extreme fishing around the world. The two US segments fascinated him. In Louisiana, they were using a glove to reach under rocks and grab catfish, which usually bite onto the glove. In Florida, the program showed shooting fish with a bow and arrow. I hated to tell him that I’d never even heard of the glove catching technique. I think he was under the impression both styles were common sport. He was thrilled to know that my youngest brother, Matt, has done some bow and arrow fishing, though.

Kutna Hora was settled by monks in the 11th Century and in fact “kutna” is the name for a monks robes. According to legend, a monk dreamed about the silver mines here and lay his robe on the spot where silver was later found in the 12th century. By the 13th century these mines were providing a third of Europe’s silver and the Prague Groshen (coin) was one of the most stable currencies. By the time the Osel mine was closed in the 16th century, it had been the deepest mine in the world for 200 years, at 600 meters.

Our first stop was at the Church of All Saints in Sedlec, just outside Kutna Hora. This small church is located near the original monastery (which is now a tobacco plant, owned by Philip Morris, go figure). The church’s cemetery was very popular because it had been sprinkled with dirt from the Holy Land. By the 16th century they began digging up the bones and storing then in the chapel. By 1890 there were the bones of about 40,000 people, so a rich family commissioned a man to form the bones into decorative piles and arrangements. It is truly the last word in decorative styles! The Ossuary has garlands of long bones and skulls, four huge pyramids, even a coat of arms all done in human bones. I admit, this was the main reason I came on this tour. Hummmm I’m seeing a macabre pattern: ossuary, Terezin, the Museum of Torture…Maybe therapy?

 

In town we were given a walking tour, traditional Czech lunch, then we continued the tour with the Church of St Barbara, protector of miners. It was begun in the 13th century, though building continued through to the early 20ith. It is mostly Gothic, with some Baroque touches, flying buttresses, and modern painted windows.

Our tour guide, Tonya, was so interesting. A tiny woman of indeterminate age, she was trained and worked as an electrical Engineer, then worked in copy write law before taking the test to become a guide. She speaks 4 languages, but claims to “have forgotten how to speak Russian”. And then she smiles.

We got back to Prague with enough time for me to visit the Museum of Communism. It isn’t great, but an interesting novelty. I learned a lot. While there, I met a Frenchman, currently living in Jersey, who told me I was very lovely and should have dinner with him. Even though I suspect he was hoping I’d pay for dinner, it did wonders for my ego. I politely declined and wished him well. Besides, who would trust a Frenchman who lives in New Jersey!

My plan is to have an early, light dinner and make it an early night. My plane leaves at

7:15a and I’ll have to be at the Metro when it starts running at 5am to make it.

I will be very sad to leave Prague tomorrow. I have tried hard to capture the city of

Prague and the few surrounding areas I’ve visited. But of course, I’ve failed, as one always fails to explain a place, an experience. Now that the end is in sight, I realize I’ve forgotten to say so much: that the place is so clean, the lovely statues everywhere, the shear amount of art–even the sidewalks are patterned mosaics. This city has seen humanity from the Stone Age, probably before, and it must have a million stories to tell. I have not even scratched the surface of this amazing place. So I try to capture what one can in a mere week. It is not enough. Three lifetimes would not be. And yet it is still wonderful. As Rick Steves says, “Travel is one of the last legal forms of adventure.”

So come to Prague yourself, or where ever your heart leads you. And take my travel advice: Pack light, wear good shoes and never, never miss an opportunity to pee!

Day 7, coming home

Thu, Mar 05, 2009

Last night the 2 young girls who checked in were terribly noisy. Their suitcases outweighed them and they kept zipping and unzipping them, alternated with rattling plastic. And the constant talking. One could not possibly be listening to the other as they talked simultaneously. At midnight I reminded them that I was getting up at 4am and that I intended to be just as noisy as they were. And it worked!

But I still woke up before the alarm–which means they didn’t have to hear it. And that I got less than 4 hours sleep. Because I was already packed, it took me 15 minutes to dress, brush my teeth and hair and throw down a quick cup of coffee. I find that I am usually able to get somewhere–in fact I put lost of energy into planning how to arrive for an adventure. And no thought for how to get back until a day before. My flight was at 7:15am and the airport was better than an hour from my hostel by public transportation. I’ve had uneven luck with taxis. When it has gone well, they are expensive. When it’s gone badly, it is more expensive. Either they take the scenic route or they cannot make change, forcing you to leave them with a large tip. The most frightened I’ve ever been in a car was a taxi ride from JFK to Manhattan. (I suspect I’ve had more dangerous rides, but never so very sober ones)

The trams were running, but I walked to Metro station Mustek, which was locked tight. It opened, eventually the train came and then 4 stops and the rush up the stairs to catch the 119bus transport to the airport. I knew if it ran on schedule, it would arrive at 5:08a and I had an entire minute to spare. I had forgotten how very long the bus ride was. Did I only arrive a week ago? Had to ask which of the three terminals I needed to get off at (terminal 2). The perfect English voice over the bus intercom said that terminal 1 was for private planes, Terminal 3 was for the (unintelligible Asian sounding word) and Switzerland. Terminal 2 was for outside the (unintelligible Asian sounding word). Well, I felt like an outsider, so Terminal 3 it was! Plus it’s where everyone else with luggage got off.

On the plane to Paris, I sat near a man in his mid-60s from Lebanon. I find it very interesting what people tell you about themselves. He offered that he was visiting ex-wives number 1 and 2, plus his godsons, who were in their 30s, the sons of ex-wife #1, after their divorce. He had been married three times total, but had also lived with women. “But this you cannot do so freely in Lebanon as in Paris”. He was leaving a woman behind in Lebanon, though I didn’t get the impression that he was married to her. It pained him, I could almost see a tear in his eye and with that I think I may have begun to see the secret of his attraction: passion. It wasn’t looks. He was not ugly, but I would call his face “interesting and worn” rather than handsome. He was portly, no longer young. But he spoke with enthusiasm. He had left Paris to help the refugees in Lebanon resettle after the “civil war”. He said it was hard and frustrating work. Only 11% of those displaced had been able to go home, and those were the ones who had not left the country. He was on his way to Paris also for a conference on which he was to speak and also to, along with others from around the world, determine the definition of Terrorism. “But this will cut the hands of many”. Terrorism can only be “the killing of the innocent” and this will mean that states, countries are terrorists too. He lamented the expected war with Israel; he did not see how it could be avoided. He was on the side of Lebanon, clearly. But he wasn’t against Israel. He actually gave me hope, though he claimed to have none himself. If a passionate man, clearly on one side of the debate could speak kindly of the other side, well that is how peace starts, no?

My wait in Paris is just long enough to be tedious, but not long enough to give me time to take a quick taxi to see the city. This would be one time I’d risk a taxi too. But my typing and sitting at the gate has drawn attention. A security guard walked up to me and spoke in French. Two others were several steps behind her but paying close attention.

When I identified myself as American, she asked for my boarding pass. I know I look like a bag lady, but I’ve always been identified as harmless. My rumpled trousers which have lost a button, messy hair and lack of make up probably are frightening to the French.

“Ah, you must wait,” she said. Then she looked at me with a sad expression, “I am sorry.”

But it was clear she wasn’t sorry about my time wasted. She was sorry that my appearance was messing up their lovely lobby. I was lowering the standards for all women. I realized after she left that I had crumbs on my shirt. I bet they have sensors that can detect the two chin hairs I seriously need to pucks. Women simply don’t go around looking frumpy. Make up must be perfect, complete with eyeliner. No backpacks, perfectly coiffed hair and an Hermes scarf are de rigueur. And that’s just for the grocery. So to them I am a terrorist, though I only slay the image of fashion.

Well, if you can’t set a good example, be a horrible warning!

 

 

 

Too old for hostels, Prague 2009

When I was in college I dreamed of grabbing my backpack and traveling through Europe for the summer, staying in hostels, sleeping on trains, exploring the world. Maybe some of the rich kids got to do that, but all I got were the stories. I went to school on scholarships and hard work. No job was too small, either. I sold shoes, was a magician’s assistant, posed for art classes (this was the Midwest. I was fully clothed, Mom), and sang at college dinners just for the leftovers.

But the college days are far behind me now. I no longer have to count out pennies and check under the sofa cushions just to go to the grocery. I am now older, wiser and, most importantly, able to afford international travel. I started by booking tours that included hotel, food and a guide. I learned a lot. I had a great time. But eventually, I wanted to go out on my own, like I would have done in college, if I had been able. I want to backpack Europe!

I knew there were going to be issues when I signed up for an on-line hostel booking service and couldn’t give my real age. Not because I was lying about my age, but because they didn’t have an option for anyone born before 1970. That’s younger than the age I lie about being! But despite this, I managed to book a hostel in Prague, The Golden Sickle, because it was located well and I thought the name was reminiscent of Russian occupation.

When I arrived, the hostel mistress asked to see my passport. This is completely normal and I thought nothing of handing it over. Her English was fair, certainly adequate for us to conduct a simple transaction like renting a bed. My Czech was nonexistent. She started writing down some information from the passport, then stopped abruptly and set up. First she looked at me. Then she looked at the passport, then back at me. And back at the passport. Then she got up and went into the back room, taking the document with her. I could hear her having a discussion in Czech. There was silence. The head of a young woman peered around the doorway at me wearing a weak smile, and then disappeared. More talking. Then a young man looked through the door at me and half-heartedly waved before disappearing. More talking. Finally the three of them came out of the back room as a group and stood before me.

Now I was worried.

“We wondering, yes?”

“Is there a problem?” I asked. I said it slowly and clearly while trying to look very innocent and open.

“No! No problem!” They were emphatic in a way that lets you know that there is indeed a problem.

‘It is, how you say, date?”

I’m a liberal person, but going on a date with three strangers was out of the question!  I decided to go with the only safe response I could think of. “I don’t understand.”

They lay the passport in front of me and pointed at the birth date. I assured them this was correct. More talking ensued. I heard them use a word that sounded like “star-ray”. Perhaps they thought I was a famous actress, a movie star?  I smiled confidently. Between them, they must have decided that everything was OK, because they processed my passport and showed me to my room. I quickly unpacked, grabbed my guidebook and figured out how to get to the Old Town section. My map was in English, but the street signs were all in Czech. A quick reference showed me that the Old Town was called, Staremeska, pronounced STAR ray MAY ska. Wait a minute!  If “meska” means “town” then “stare”, must mean…..old. Ick.

I shook it off. After all, isn’t age and wisdom appreciated more in Europe? Probably they were just discussing how to properly accommodate someone of my stature and….ah… well, maturity level.

That night, I found that 8 “lovely lads of the UK”, as they described themselves, had moved into the bedroom next to mine. Since we shared a kitchen and bath, I made sure to introduce myself. They were polite, but it was quite clear that they had a big night of drinking and carousing ahead of them. In the states, not one of them would have been old enough to drink legally, but I didn’t question it, being unaware and unconcerned of the legal age in the Czech Republic.

I was sound asleep when they returned to their room at 3:30am. There was laughing. Something that sounded like bottles were knocked over. Someone stumbled. There was more laughing. And then I heard one of the boys clearly say, “Shhhhhh! That old woman is probably asleep next door.”

I didn’t realize anyone else had moved into the hostel. I rolled over in bed and made a mental note to meet the old woman and make sure she was comfortable.

As I drifted off to sleep, the last thing I remember thinking was, “Hey! You don’t think they meant me, do you?”

The next night, I officially changed their names to the “loud lads”. They turn up their music and start drinking early in the room. It was their taste in music that I hated most. Isn’t rap dead yet?  Can’t it go the way of disco? I used earplugs, a pillow over my head and a sleeping pill, but I heard the pounding of the bass music until they finally went out around 2am. Just as I’d drift off, I hear a loud crash. It sounded like they were demolishing the room.

As it turned out, they were only demolishing the furniture. The next morning, their bunk beds were reduced to kindling. The boys draped around the room, presumably where they had passed out, in variously states of undress. Worse yet, their underwear and towels were spread over the kitchen counter. And they looked like they were very used. I wouldn’t have fixed cold cereal in that kitchen. I would be going out for breakfast. When I entered the bathroom for a shower, I found the shower walls were missing.

When I passed the 24/7, Non-Stop, “We Never Close” front desk, no one was there and it was locked up tight. In truth, no one had been there for at least 10 hours. I left a note saying that I would need to change rooms that evening and they just might want to assess the damage.

That night I was moved to another wing where 7 Italian men were staying on a temporary construction job. I had been assured all of them were “older”, but not one of them could have been over 27. I got a chance to look them over fairly closely because none of them wore shirts and they all shared in the cooking duties. When I correctly identified the pasta dish as gnocchi, they sat me down and filled a bowl for me. I was in heaven!  Beautiful men who cook!  Who cares that they didn’t speak a word of English?  Mostly they smiled at me, winked at me. It was lovely.

It was only later that I remembered they were calling me “all’anziana”. Old Woman. They were gone before I realized that they were just being kind to their elders.

The day the Italians left was also the day the loud lads left. I could tell because two workmen arrived to rebuild the bunk beds and shower. It makes me wonder what it takes to be thrown out of a hostel.

The place was empty until the last night of my stay. I had gone to bed at 10:30p because I needed to be up early for my morning flight home. At 11pm, just as I was falling asleep, two girls will luggage that out weighted them came into the room. I have no idea why they had to share a room with me since there were so many empty rooms, but that was the key they were given. I greeted them explained that I had to be up early and asked them to keep it down. They responded in English, so I believed they had understood the situation and I rolled over to go back to sleep.

I expected them to need a few minutes to get situated—either to get ready for bed or more likely to go out for the evening. I had hoped that they would make some attempt to be quiet, but they talked non-stop, simultaneously, in Spanish. And they kept getting louder and giggling. After about 20 minutes, I asked them if they could keep it down, I really needed to sleep. One of them said, “No entiendo inglés” but then they both giggled in a way that led me to believe they understood perfectly.

I put my finger to my lips and said “Shhhhh” as the universal sign for silence. I also put in earplugs but they didn’t help much. The talking continued. They could not have been listening to each other, because they were both talking at the same time and all the while zipping and unzipping their suitcases. What could they possibly be doing?  There was nowhere to hang clothing, no lockers, not benches. But the zipping, unzipping and rattling of plastic continued.

After midnight I again requested they be quiet. This time they acted like I didn’t exist. I was beginning to sleep from sheer exhaustion when I realized that I had heard them same this same phrase several times “mujer mayor.” It took me awhile but eventually I realized they were talking about me. I sat up in bed and loudly and clearly said, “NO the old woman is NOT asleep. And the Old Woman will be getting up at 4am which is just a couple hours from now. And I promise you that I will be as noisy then as you are from NOW ON.”

Since they shut up, I’m certain they understood perfectly well.

I was quiet when I got up the next morning, dressed. But just for good measure, I slammed the door on my way out.